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Ratser
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:27 pm Post subject: Chemist Reply with quote

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My Bike(s): CBR600RR7 Black


Location: Blantyre-ish
A man walks into a chemist and asks "Wheres the tampax?"
The Assitant replies "Over there mate"
A few minutes later the fella returns with cotton wool balls and a roll of toilet paper.
"Thought you wanted tampax"
"Yeah well last week i sent the bird out for 20 Regal and she came back with a pouch of baccy - so lets see how she likes rolling her effing own"
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Buster
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:04 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

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My Bike(s): Honda Magna V45, Diversion 900, Suzuki M800.


Location: Cardross.
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My favourite quote so far, this frequently makes me chuckle!  It is referring to a helmet placed over a sissy bar on a cruiser.

Gimpy And The Banjo wrote:
Chilli will shit a hedgehog when he sees the lid on the back
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