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glesga nicknames

Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates






Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.


Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.


The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. The wee bag on the side).


The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.


Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.


Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.


Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture..'


Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.


Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls .


The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.


The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the craw


Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.


Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.


The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.


The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.


Mussolini - woman in a Glasgow office who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker)
woosh

  Good one Rob
Ork14

 
joe@lgpafo

turbodiesel

i know a few of them will be getting used tommorrow
Bonzai

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