Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:27 pm Post subject: Chemist
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A man walks into a chemist and asks "Wheres the tampax?"
The Assitant replies "Over there mate"
A few minutes later the fella returns with cotton wool balls and a roll of toilet paper.
"Thought you wanted tampax"
"Yeah well last week i sent the bird out for 20 Regal and she came back with a pouch of baccy - so lets see how she likes rolling her effing own" _________________ \0/ <0> <Q>
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