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| Wull |
 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:06 am Post subject: england jokes |
 
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Heres a few
It`s just been announced that the england team are flying back to edinburgh airport so they can get a hero`s welcome.
England are to change their crest, from the three lions to three tampons, to represent the worst period they've ever had!
No wonder Rooney's been scoring in training, as Capello claims. He's been playing against England's defence.
Forget football; on Wednesday I'm getting involved in a game that English people have a realistic chance of winning.
It's called the National Lottery.
David Blaine is said to be gutted as his record for doing f*** all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.
BBC and ITV will not be showing highlights of todays match with Germany.
Instead they will be showing the film Out of Africa.
I feel sorry for the England players going for their drugs test, they have just had the pish taken out them for 90mins already.
England are exchanging their 442 for a 747
When Fabio was walking out of the stadium he seen an aged lady trying to pick up her bags,he said "can you manage dear?" see looked and said "feck off,you got yourself into this mess,don't get me involved".
Finally a wee song folks,now singalong,cmon,be happy
"In the jungle, the African jungle
3 lions sleep tonight,
in the morning, the early morning
they have to catch a flight
a win away a win away a win away"
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