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| Bantam Racer |
 Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:20 am Post subject: St Andrews |
 
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My Bike: k6 1200s Bandit x 2 selling 1
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Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar.
The first one said he was going to piss him off.
He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a poof."
"Oh aye really? Hmm! I didna know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his mates.
"I told him his St. Andrew was a poof and he didn't care!"
"You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn."
The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the
shoulder.
"Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite poof!"
"Oh, jings! I didnae know that. Thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.
"You're right. He is unshakeable!"
The third Englishman said "No, no, no! I will really piss him off. You
just watch."
The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder and said...
"Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"
"Aye! So yer mates were sayin’...."
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| chilli |
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:26 am Post subject: |
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| hughjarsol |
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| tglsrx |
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:36 am Post subject: |
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My Birthday: 9 July 1965
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| zrx11 |
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:57 am Post subject: |
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My Bike: ZRX 1100, VFR400 NC24, CB 400/4
My Birthday: 23 February 1965
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| The Racketeer |
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| joe@lgpafo |
| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:50 am Post subject: |
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My Bike: Black GSXR1000K8 cos black ones get you to the Pub quicker.
My Birthday: 17 April 1975
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