| Author |
Message
|
| Bantam Racer |
 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:32 pm Post subject: Holy Water |
 
|
|
Senior Member
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 139
My Bike: k6 1200s Bandit x 2 selling 1
My Birthday: 10 June 1967
|
A train hits a bus loaded with catholic school girls and they all perish.At the gates of heaven.St.Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis...... The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger, Peter asks the girl to dip her finger into the holy water. The next girl says she once fondled one,so she sticks her hand in the holy water, Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front."Mary what's the rush?" asks Peter.She replies"I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her arse in it"
_________________
Ride Hard live longer |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
| zrx11 |
| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Diamond Member
Joined: 02 Feb 2010
Posts: 1991
My Bike: ZRX 1100, VFR400 NC24, CB 400/4
My Birthday: 23 February 1965
Location: PERTH.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| hughjarsol |
| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:03 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Devoted Member
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 3757
My Bike: Suzuki GS850 trike, Harley Davidson Sportster trike, Yamaha XJ900 trike...
My Birthday: 25 July 1964
Location: Stirling
|
_________________
Old bikes dont leak oil...they mark their territory!! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| Disky |
| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:13 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Diamond Member
Joined: 25 Jun 2010
Posts: 1911
My Bike: Triumph Sprint RS 955i
My Birthday: 10 February 1966
Location: California, Falkirk, NOT USA :(
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| dodger |
| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:13 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Superior Member
Joined: 15 Mar 2010
Posts: 449
My Bike: suzuki bandit 1200sz
My Birthday: 17 December 1967
Location: stonehouse
|
 gid yin
_________________
never ride faster than your
guardian angel can fly |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
